My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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