I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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