How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm