hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees