Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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