He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There r osticjed everywhere
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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