SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
