Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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