Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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