Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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