May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm determined to sit on that face.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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