At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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