I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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