I'm gonna have a badass scar
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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