so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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