Don't you send me to vm
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
