dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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