Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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