Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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