He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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