is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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