So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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