she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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