I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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