And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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