I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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