I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
two words: eviction party
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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