And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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