So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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