I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
and she was petting her beer can
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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