My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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