I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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