..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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