If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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