They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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