READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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