Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?