Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!