You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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