How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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