The maid of honor just puked.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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