he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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