Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Randomize