babies were throwing up all over the place
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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