wat bout pragnant strippers??
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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