Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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