Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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