We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
God, I missed his penis.
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