It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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