i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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