why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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