why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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