I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
A bitchslap is in order.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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