Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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