is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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