rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't think brook has ever known best
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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