Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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