Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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