Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've blown a few things in my day
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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